Things to do before I die
- Spear Tackle a mascot
- Start a high-speed Police chase for absolutely no reason
- Kill a bear with nothing but my hands
- After completing #3 tell everyone I have Bear hands
- Eat the Super Monster Burrito at FreeBirds (without spitting the last bite into a bag)
- Go hunting with a sword
- Climb to the top of a redwood tree
- Meet the President, and ask what kind of deodorant he uses
- Fight a Kangaroo
- Bite a shark, or an alligator (to see how he likes to be on the receiving end)
- Beat Michael Phelps in a game of checkers and make him call me “The Champ”
- Confuse a Philosopher
- Ride a moose through the streets of a busy city
- Joust a mounted Police officer from my moose
- Start a foot chase from the cops in a mascot suit, and escape
- Learn karate so the kids at school will stop picking on me
- Go “cow tipping” but with water buffalo
- Pick a fight with a bull
- Grow a mustache that extends 18 inches past my face on both sides, and a beard that reaches my belly button
- Hunt the elusive gopher
- Choke a snake
- Rob a bank when I’m 75 with my walker
- Go fishing with potassium
- Build one of those 1 person kit airplanes, land on an Air force base, without asking
-
Wrestle a gorilla
This entry was posted on January 25, 2009 by pincky171. It was filed under Uncategorized and was tagged with bears, Bucket List, free birds, hunting, mascot, Michael Phelps, police.
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